In anticipation of Pokémon Sword and Defend, Nintendo Change is introducing us to some new characters. Everybody, meet Alcremie, the Cream Pokémon!

I hear these snickers, so get your minds out of the gutter, individuals. Alcremie deserves our respect! It’s a fairy kind Pokémon, which “can produce whipped cream, which turns into richer the happier Alcremie is feeling.” See? What’s so bizarre about that? Wait, what’s that music I’m listening to? I…

NO. Cease that! I refuse to allow you to derail my healthful and pure submit in regards to the cream Pokémon. The place was I? Okay, Alcremie may even use its cream in battle, the place it showers its opponents in its candy confection. The “cream it makes use of for this objective has an extremely highly effective soothing impact, and any opponent that tries to eat the cream will quickly lose the desire to battle.” That is simply your typical, charming, youngsters’ sport fodder everybody. Nothing to see right here.
This isn’t even the primary food-based Pokémon. There’s Vanillite, an ice cream Pokémon, Cherubi the cherries, Swirlix the cotton sweet Pokémon, and all method of fish and mushrooms and presumably edible fowl (massive ol’ Snorlax in all probability tastes finest although, consider the marbling). Anyway, Alcremie appears harmless as hell! Simply because in its Gigantamax kind it shoots cream that hardens on impression doesn’t imply there’s any innuendo surrounding this Pokémon. Simply because any Pokémon that is available in contact with the cream “can be crammed with power and euphoria however on the similar time will fall right into a state of full confusion” doesn’t imply there’s any innuendo surrounding this Pokémon.

NINTENDO:Here is a Pokémon made completely of white cream and a brand new feminine gymnasium chief. Please do not make any nasty fan artwork.FANS: pic.twitter.com/jUjVvmUWnZ— M’Kēnli • Esq (@KenTheGreat1) July 8, 2019

It’s simply an lovable pile of strawberries and whipped cream!! You individuals make me sick.

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