Pizza arcade chain Chuck E. Cheese’s is defending itself from an web conspiracy idea that alleges the corporate creates entire pizzas by Frankensteining collectively uneaten slices from different pizzas.
The idea was propagated on-line this week by YouTube character Shane Dawson. In his video, Dawson investigates the declare by visiting a Chuck E. Cheese’s location and ordering two pizzas, each of which come out with bizarre mismatched edges. One pizza — half pepperoni, half plain cheese — seems to be two totally different pizzas sliced in half and pushed collectively to resemble a complete pie. Dawson goes on to closely suggest that the pizzas aren’t actually recent pies made out of one ball of dough and one bake, as one would assume a newly ordered pizza could be at a good slice joint, however reused slices from different pizzas which have been reheated and reformed right into a round pie.
The idea was roundly denied by representatives of Chuck E. Cheese’s, who characterised the concept as “unequivocally false” in statements to the Verge and Buzzfeed. “No conspiracies right here — our pizzas are made to order and we put together our dough recent in restaurant, which implies that they’re not at all times completely uniform in form, however at all times scrumptious,” an organization spokesperson mentioned.
Nonetheless, the controversy rages on: Why the hell do these pizzas look so constantly bizarre? Dawson isn’t totally flawed. There may be numerous visible proof of Chuck E. Cheese’s pizzas with irregular slices.

However there are additionally loads of examples that look completely spherical.
Rumors in regards to the origins of Chuck E. Cheese’s aberrant pizza shapes have been round for years. At the very least two Yahoo! Solutions threads posed the query 10 years in the past and obtained a handful of (largely disgusted) responses.
As a nationwide chain with greater than 600 places worldwide and presumably hundreds of workers over its 39 years of existence, it appears it might be tough to maintain that secret quiet for lengthy. A seven-month-old Reddit dialogue involving self-identified former Chuck E. Cheese workers, for instance, doesn’t point out a conspiracy to repurpose used pizza, although it does point out numerous different gross conditions that solely an insider would know.
In mild of Dawson’s wide-reaching video, former workers have additionally popped up on Twitter, Reddit, and the opposite chatty corners of the web to refute the claims.

As one r/conspiracytheories commenter mlball98 factors out, the weird shapes of the slices is extra attributable to the pace the employees are working at to chop the pizzas. “We hand reduce the entire pizzas. We have now to do it quick as a result of we normally have 5 extra popping out proper behind it. I’ve seen thousands and thousands of pizzas reduce and so they at all times look slightly off, particularly if the individual is new and simply studying.” As an alternative, mlball98 suggests one more reason why some slices may seem shorter than others: the primary sliced will get squished into the middle when the worker is chopping.
In brief, perhaps don’t chuck the pizza within the rubbish simply but.
• Chuck E. Cheese’s Denies It Recycles Pizza Slices Following Shane Dawson Video [The Verge]• Regardless of Shane Dawson’s Newest Video, Chuck E Cheese’s Says All Its Pizzas Are Made Recent [Buzzfeed]• Investigating Conspiracies with Shane Dawson [Official]

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