We’re attending to the time of yr when individuals are travelling to Australia, or dreaming of doing so. If the latter, overlook about it except you’ve obtained pockets deeper than the Mariana trench.

So why not head to Australia for their winter as a substitute? I’ve completed that for 3 out of the previous 4 years. Each journey has been a pleasure; and I’ve endured exactly one wet, cool afternoon in all that point.

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Now, there’s a sobering motive for this: a chronic and deep drought which even Aussie farmers are coming to just accept is linked to world warming. Nonetheless, if climate patterns return to regular in 2019, an Australian winter stays a great guess for many travellers – other than those who suppose it’s not a correct vacation if the temperature is underneath 30 levels.

Listed below are three superb and dependable Australian winter itineraries.

Journey one: Darwin and Uluru

It’s a reasonably ominous phrase for a daily seasonal phenomenon: the build-up. Darwinites use the phrase to explain the approaching of summer time. It’s nothing to do with the warmth: 12 levels from the Equator, that hardly modifications all yr. The build-up implies that the rains, the cyclones and the muscle- and morale-sapping humidity are on the way in which.

So get there earlier than the build-up builds up. In mid-August, strolling across the metropolis centre underneath the walkways is nice; and sundown consuming crocodile tacos on the seaside at Mindil is a optimistic pleasure.

Darwin’s primary goal is as a gateway to the large, distant and scariest elements of the bush. The quickest solution to the crocs’ yard is with Outback Floatplanes, who use varied technique of transport to get you near the salties and their barely smaller however hardly much less intimidating freshwater family members.

The flying boat coasted to a halt on the Salts Lagoon and the very first thing I noticed on the waterline was a pair of eyes trying steadily at me above a jaw that will fortunately ship 3,700 kilos per sq. inch of chew pressure in the event you dangled a selfie-taking arm over the aspect.

We headed out on a airboat and noticed extra crocs sunning themselves on the riverbanks and within the reeds.

And in case you are barely crocodile phobic, that is one other argument for being right here within the barely cooler dry season. Their reptile blood hasn’t warmed up sufficient to make them hungry, they usually watched our information paddling round within the shallows with the somnolent look of somebody who’s had one bottle of wine too many at lunch and might’t, frankly, be bothered.

Uluru, previously often called Ayers Rock, is assumed to this point again round 550 million years (Getty Pictures)

Speaking of blood not warming up, I needed I’d had a jacket on as we obtained the aerial view of the riverlands from a tiny, helter-skelter R44 helicopter. This one had no doorways. The seatbelt was ominously much like one you’d see in an outdated Ford Fiesta. This was attention-grabbing because the pilot banked at 180 levels and swept down like a descending falcon to take a look at some termite mounds.

From Darwin through Alice Springs I headed to the compromisingly named Ayers Rock/Uluru Airport. With minutes of arriving on the chic and not too long ago reopened Longitude 131 lodge, I used to be raiding the giftshop for an RM Williams gilet. That is the center of the central Australian desert. Days: blinding solar and funky breezes. Evenings: chilly sufficient to freeze the tail off a dingo.

The rooms are thoughtfully equipped with lip balm and flynets. You’re determined for the previous, right here on this planet’s driest continent, in the course of a drought. Nevertheless it’s nonetheless too early for the flies and you may see the magical large crimson rock unmolested by them and comparatively unbothered by the buzzing of coach events

In summer time, it’s 40 levels and the flies are like a hailstorm. They like feeding on the proteins secreted in your eyes and lips. Good. Go in winter.

Bamurru Plains, Northern Territory (Mark Jones)

Journey two: Perth to Shark Bay

Perth can get drizzling and funky in winter. I endured exactly seven drops of rain on my tour with the wonderful Two Toes & A Heartbeat. In any other case it was gentle jacket time. I used to be anticipating Houston and obtained – nicely, if not Tub precisely, actually extra heritage and effective buildings than anticipated.

You’ll expect the hear the phrases “Margaret River” now. However quixotically, we headed in the wrong way – north, alongside the Coral Coast. You gained’t discover an excessive amount of in the way in which of swish lodging right here (though let me make an honourable exception of the homely, beachy Dongara Vacationer Park). What you can find, as a result of it’s arduous to overlook, is a few of Australia’s – hell, the planet’s – stranger pure wonders.

The Pinnacles: wizard’s hat limestone constructions. Fields and fields of them. Stromatolites at Thetis lake. Not a lot to have a look at: however these are the world’s oldest surviving dwelling organisms, and you may’t assist however come over a bit Dr Brian Cox as you take a look at their otherworldly shapes within the shallows. The Abrolhos: abandoned, spooky subtropical islands the place one of many extra Baroquely horrible shipwrecks occurred. Much more distant and eerie: Dirk Hartog Island, the place the primary European to land on Australian soil fetched up (Prepare dinner got here by on his tour a lot later).

Kalbarri Nationwide Park in Western Australia (Mark Jones)

And the nationwide parks: François Peron, white sands, crimson sand, turquoise seas, thorny devils, rays and turtles; Kalbarri, a crimson Grand Canyon, with kangaroos hopping between the fossils and an unbelievable and extremely vertiginous new skywalk.

Our information, Rory, says there’s a giant drawback in summer time with European vacationers heading as much as Kalbarri after touchdown early within the morning and going straight out for a hike. Warmth exhaustion and extreme dehydrations aren’t a problem in July, once we have been there. Shorts and a lightweight jogging high solely required.

Journey three: Brisbane to Tweed Valley

Brizzy was breezy in mid-August, but it surely was nonetheless T-shirt climate as we toured hipster New Farm, swish James Road and the calorific madness that’s the Eat Road Markets – a former riverside wasteland now populated with global-food vehicles and caramel popcorn cruffin stalls. No surprise Australians appear to be getting larger each time I am going again.

The parts, aesthetic and delicacies at Halcyon Home, down the coast at Cabarita Seashore within the northern reaches of New South Wales, are extra Mediterranean. However this transformed 1950s resort is fairly near pure Ozbeachy heaven. Artfully clashing materials and colors inside; exterior, a reasonably backyard resulting in miles of silky sand with surfers someplace within the distance. And someplace past them, possibly, the occasional nice white questioning what’s for lunch.

The Australian winter sky matches the decor inside Halcyon Home on Byron Bay (Mark Jones)

Halcyon Home – December to February: overlook it – is nearly my favorite seaside resort on this planet proper now. It’s a brief drive into the hippy-chic vortex that’s Byron Bay. However I urge you to move inland too. That is the Tweed Valley, an unlimited, lush panorama created from an historic and impossibly enormous defend volcano.

You’ll remember that volcanic soil means it’s a cinch for farmers. Lose a golf ball right here (and I did, at Murwillumbah Golf Membership) and also you’d count on to see a golf ball tree the following morning.

So that you drive round this land of a lot, considering it’s a bit just like the south west of England, however aggrandised, intensified, dramatised to the ability of 10. The espresso tastes like espresso roasted in paradise, the cheese doesn’t get cheesier and there are finger limes, Buddha’s arms, yuzu, almond myrtle and various different stuff you don’t get in Bridport.

The waves of hippy Byron Bay (Mark Jones)

This was spring, and on this desiccated and challenged nation, it was heaven to really feel the land respiration and regenerating. You’re feeling fairly regenerated, too, once you come again from an Aussie winter. Certain, you’ll in all probability need to give the south a miss: Melbourne, Tasmania, even Adelaide can get gray and correctly, Britishly chilly. However decide your area, smile smugly as you tot up the flight and resort offers and, as the good Australian saying has it, she’ll be proper.

Journey necessities

Getting there

Numerous airways fly to Australia from the UK, often with a stopover within the Center East or Asia. Qantas flies direct to Perth from London from round £850 return.

Staying there

Luxurious Lodges of Australia is a community of upmarket residences across the nation. For extra details about Australia, go to Tourism Australia.