Replace: This story was initially printed on December 27, 2016 and has been up to date.
Opening a beverage isn’t sometimes laden with pomp and circumstance; jaws don’t usually drop when the tab is cracked on a Coke can, or when the cap is wrenched off of a beer. No marvel individuals are obsessive about the artwork of sabrage — what may very well be cooler than opening a bottle of Champagne with a sword?
Except you mess it up, reworking the bottle right into a frothy hand grenade. Briefly, there are higher methods to pop a bottle of bubbly. Take a lesson from these ill-conceived makes an attempt at sabering perhaps take into account not opening your Champagne with a sword?
Even the consultants miss generally. Going into spherical two, you may virtually hear the trepidation within the host’s voice. He is aware of he’s about to get drenched in fancy French booze.

This gentleman takes a swing and a miss on his first try. His second is even worse.

Undoubtedly don’t chop on the Champagne neck as in the event you have been hacking into poultry.

Sabrage requires a robust grip, too. Don’t be taught the arduous means.

Undoubtedly don’t simply drop the bottle.

By no means underestimate the significance of utilizing a robust blade.

Even in the event you begin out assured in your sabrage expertise, there’s probability you’ll be taking a shower in wine. May as effectively discover one thing else to your visitors to drink.

Somebody within the background asks if this man is “certified to do that.” He responds within the affirmative, however he’s clearly mendacity.

The ethical of this story is: Don’t function a big sword whereas drunk.

“Perhaps we should always attempt one other one.” Perhaps not.

An even bigger sword is not going to make the method any simpler.

Slowing down the video is not going to make you look any cooler.

If you happen to miss the primary time, merely turning the bottle round isn’t going that can assist you on that second attempt.

In all chance, you’ll find yourself trying silly in entrance of your visitors.

“Ow! I’m bleeding,” is rarely a great way to begin a celebration.

“And that’s why we put on the gloves, proper?” Fallacious. Simply don’t do that trick.

Even in case you are profitable, that bottle high is a missile aimed toward bystanders.

Alton Brown is aware of the way it’s actually achieved. Nonetheless, simply don’t do it, okay?

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